January 17, 2009
for kamille :))
this post is dedicated to kamille :)) cause i love her and i want to >:)
When Kamille goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.
Kamille doesn't have blood. She is filled with magma.
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Kamille gets too hot.
The last digit of pi is Kamille. She is the end of all things.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Kamille.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Kamille.
Kamille got a perfect score on her SAT's, simply by writing Kamille for every answer.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Kamille. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Kamille.
Kamille cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Kamille says.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Kamille could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Kamille has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Kamille can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Kamille uses a night light. Not because Kamille is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kamille.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Kamille out. It failed miserably.
Kamille will attain statehood in 2009. Her state flower will be the Magnolia.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Kamille is worth 1 billion words.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Kamille.
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[i laughed my ass off :)), ILY kams. feel better]
RAPTURE; 5:16 AM
